02 12 2018

The funniest thing I've encountered at the gym is when the skinny person on the treadmill next to me looks over at my treadmill and notices my workout speed is .01% faster than their WARM UP speed. It's usually only a matter of time before they try to subtly jack their speed up to eclipse mine. This feels like a good spot to insert a lesson, but I really don't have one. 

 Like, honey, I am obese. Why are you comparing our workouts?

Like, honey, I am obese. Why are you comparing our workouts?